Sorry Sarah...Full Price

My SIL Who Does Not Wear John Deere Pajamas will be disappointed to hear that I ran into my adorable 28-year-old fireplace installer / criminal friend last night but we had a falling out and I will not be able to get her a sweet deal on a fireplace cover. He was a dick and when he tried to apologize I responded with staunch bitchiness and gave the drink he bought me as a peace offering to some dude who had just gotten off a plane from Scotland.