Self-Appointed Supervisor

The teenage girl across the street, WHOSE DIAPER I USED TO CHANGE, has a boyfriend now (I asssssume he's her boyfriend, anyway) and I mentioned this to my brother and he was all "DUDE, I KNOW. I GAVE HIM THE EYE." The bad news for the teenagers is that we have appointed ourselves supervisors of the situation. The good news for everyone is that I'm pretty sure it's impossible to get pregnant in a Honda del Sol.

(I'm sure he's a lovely boy and that everything is above board, but we're still going to keep our collective eyes on that young man.)

And hey, you like how one minute I'm all "I would like to date a criminal" and then I'm all "I AM SUPERVISING THE TEEN LOVE"?