NE and GTL

I'm late in realizing that my homie Eric blogged about my recent New England adventure! You can read his account of that visit here, which maybe will hold you until I write mine, which I promise you is at the top of my list.

Not tonight though because I have big plans:

Gym
Tan
Laundry

And not tomorrow because the GTL is in preparation for an unfortunate event called "Work People Throw My Boss a Bachelorette Party Where There Will Be Penis Straws and Feather Boas."

*I,* however, will be driving myself home tomorrow night instead of getting shitty with coworkers. I'm inappropriate SOBER so I don't think it would be good for my career to show them the post-cocktail magic.