1. Okay so I have LOTS to report but there are a bunch of pictures from my last two weekends but I either don't have access to them (ATTENTION PERSON WITH THE PICTURES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!) or I'm having difficulty getting my world wide web to work long enough to upload them, but that second problem is something I'll be tackling tonight because I REALLY want to tell you all about my weekendular activities. (PS, HO HO HO!)
2. In the meantime, OMG BURNING MAN PEOPLE LOOK WHAT YOU CAN GET FROM THE NIEMAN MARCUS CATALOG!!!!
Is that even, like, kosher? From the no-commercialism aspect of it all, I mean? But shoot, I guess I'd rather the rich burners spend $25k on one of those than fund $25k in free tickets for hippies who don't otherwise bother figuring out to pay for their own tickets and/or make grown up decisions about whether or not they can afford it.
YES, I AM A HATER.
3. When I get the pictures from last weekend uploaded I can tell you about how I fell down on a dirty North Beach sidewalk and how, at the time, I thought my only injury was the road rash on my knee but then yesterday I woke up and went OH MY!!! because oops, I hurt my foot too. AND THEN BECAUSE OMG MY LIFE IS SO HARD, I spent yesterday in bed resting my foot (and everything else) and now my eyeballs hurt, which I'm convinced is because I watched like 8 hours of movies on my laptop while in lounging positions with my eyeballs in wonky positions.
I'm sure of it.
To recap: My foot and my eyeballs are all need amputation. Except maybe only my left eyeball. And the foot, of course.
4. I hate these pants and I've spent all day trying to keep the diapery looking butt facing away from people.
5a. I have no idea what to get my future SIL for Christmas. Her bachelorette party is on Saturday though so I'll be listening hard for clues.
5b. A bachelorette party six days before Christmas? Yes. At Santana Row? Yes.
5c. Parking lot rage is almost a given.
Monday, December 14, 2009
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2. NO WAAAYYY!!! I think it's cool that the original designer was able to pull off a marketable adoption of the cupcake car. Is it cheating? Maybe but who cares cuz the cupcake cars always made me happy when I saw them.
ReplyDelete5c. VALET, it's worth it.....
1. Those cupcake cars are effing awesome.
ReplyDelete5. Delicious infused vodka will make up for the trauma of parking rage!