I just had to give the TSA some fancy lotion I bought at the spa.

I just had to give the TSA some fancy lotion I bought at the spa., originally uploaded by dumpstar_drummer.

Grumble, grumble. And then this dress got me patted down. She was very
concerned about what I might have strapped to my ankles (possibly more
illicit rosemary lotion??) and it really would have been easier for me
to pull my dress up.

I happened to read a Yelp review that commented on the TSA at this
airport and how serious they are and boy howdy, that reviewer wasn't
kidding.