Downgrading the Love

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Sports Bra Spiders

Here's another post where I say "I'm about to post about my trip to Guam, I swear" (I really am, I swear. Probably) but really this post is so I can direct you to post about my favorite people on Guam and a very large spider.

I lolled.

And then thanked my lucky stars that nothing of the sort happened to the clothes I hung on their clothesline:

http://arlemonbar.wordpress.com/2012/09/16/a-large-spider/

Sort of related: I think a moth may have started a family in my food cabinet. I thought the same moth had been kicking it in the general vicinity of my food cabinet, but then today I got tired of it so I killed it and then "it" was back, so I killed it and then "it" was back, so I killed it. Then I banged against the cabinet door and a couple more moths came flying out. And now whenever I walk past it, I open the door and find another moth or two.

Moths are far less horrifying than sports bra spiders, but they're still unwelcome inhabitants of my food cabinet.

Balloons

Balloons, originally uploaded by dumpstar_drummer.

The balloon-lined driveway was the one Pinterest idea I wouldn't re-do. The wind blew and the balloons tangled and it wasn't as lovely as I planned.

And then I got in trouble with my Sister in Law Who Does Not Wear John Deere Pajamas for encouraging my perfect nephew to let go of a balloon (or two) so we could watch it float away. Apparently that's like murdering birds, but watching him watch the balloon float away was a happy moment.

Sorry birds.

Also: Party clean up is more entertaining when there is helium to inhale.

And: My brother taught us (and himself) that popping balloons with a dull machete is easier said that done.

Pinterest, originally uploaded by dumpstar_drummer.

The retirement/anniversary party we threw for my parents yesterday would have been totally different if I didn't have an idea machine, aka Pinterest, at my fingertips.